Thanks to a non-existent Republican Party, Obama will in all seriousness and without fear fast track a machine to reduce effects of US cow flatulence on non-existent global warming--NY Times

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3/28/14, "White House Unveils Plans to to Cut Methane Emissions," NY Times, Coral Davenport

"In June, the Agriculture Department, the Energy Department and the E.P.A. will jointly release a “biogas roadmap” aimed at accelerating adoption of methane digesters, machines that reduce methane emissions from cattle, in order to cut dairy sector greenhouse gas emissions by 25 percent by 2020." end of article

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